Eros Daily Musings and Digressions

Beat Me in St. Louis 2009

Last weekend was Beat Me in St. Louis, the largest annual BDSM event in the area. I almost didn’t go, but then a mysterious benefactor stepped in and got me tickets for my birthday (thank you, fairy kinkfather!) I’m glad I got to go - it was bigger and better than Spanksgiving last year. I love the kind of events that have to state that no chainsaws are allowed.

Everyone attending was so happy and excited, like kids at Christmas. We saw lots of friends there, and spent most our time with Marie Haynes and her Handsome Husband. When we weren’t drinking whiskey up in their room, we were attending some great speaker presentations.

My favorite was the multi-talented Graydancer and Dana. He taught a class on how to put on a good kink performance, very clever and professional. I learned that I’m an exhibitionist, not a performer. I love getting naked and flogged or fucked in front of people, but I get nervous thinking about standing in front of a crowd and talking.

The incredibly adorable and sexy Rita Seagrave gave a fun presentation on gangbangs. It was so cute watching her scurry around the room flipping her wild mane of red hair and perching on laps as we discussed the details on planning a successful gangbang. I learned the term “spit-roast” - a person getting fucked while giving head.

I also learned that you should invite double the number of people you hope to have there, and double the lube and condoms as well. Provide beverages throughout the event and a spread of food for afterward. Beast would have a ball conducting something like this! I’d definitely like to make my own gangbang happen someday, but need to take care of a few other things on my kinky wish list first - rockin’ MFM and DP, for example.

I also really liked Lee Harrington, a flamboyant character who had us guessing gender. I thought he was a flaming homosexual from San Francisco, and Beast though he was female in origin. If you check out his bio, you’ll see Beast was right - he’s female to male transgender, a “guy with a twat.”  What is up with Beast having better Gaydar/Gendar than me?!?! He’s right just about all the time on everything. I don’t bet him on things unless I WANT to lose.

Speaking of losing (or winning), one of his goals for this event was to get a good flogger. It’s more fun to see the selection in person and touch them than to order one online. You know I’m not into things made from animals, but the rubber and synthetic floggers I’ve seen haven’t felt right to me, so I looked the other way when Beast bought this one made of elk (at least it’s not a factory farm by-product):

Even better, it has an INSERTABLE steel handle, which is my first steel sex toy. The flogger is very big, heavy, buttery soft and thuddy, and the handle is super cold, but warms up incredibly. A great addition to our sex toy collection. We tried it out in the dungeon there, and have played with it a few times since. I love being warmed up until I can happily take 70-80% strength blows MMMMMM….

I also got blindfolded and birthday spanked by some random attendees, and did what I usually do at events where nudity is allowed - shed my clothes until I was running around naked. Other seminars that I missed included “Abduction & Rape Play,” “Catheters & Enemas,” “Fisting,” and “Anal Play” - for that one Rita Seagrave rimmed one of my friends in front of a classroom of people. NICE!

As for what I didn’t miss, we had a late night MFMF play party up in the hotel room after checking out the pool where you could skinny dip. Marie knows how to class a joint up! She had rose petals, candle, honey liqeur, brie… but we still made Handsome Husband run down to the dessert bar (which was packed with perverts - nothing clears a dungeon like free cake) and grab us some brownies. And then we sucked his dick as a thank you.

I’ll see a lot of you at Cirque du Erotica tomorrow night, which will feature an incredible lineup of talented and sexy performers.

You can find out about other area BDSM events by visiting the StL3 website. J-Sin and Miss Regina rock!

He Touched My Doo Doo

The other night Beast and I were getting it on in his stairwell. He had me bent over and was finger fucking me hard, and then he unexpectedly focused on my ass. He stuck his finger up there, then moved on to other things.

The session was great, intense, he made me squirt with his dick, etc etc. ……..

The next day, he mentioned, “Last night I felt something hard in your ass.”

“Oh yeah?” I said with interest.

“Yeah, I’m not sure what it was,” he said.

“Well I don’t keep my car keys up there,” I scoffed. “You felt a TURD!”

Of course it was embarrassing, but what are ya gonna do? Shit happens.

We’ve come up with an “anal forecast” system. Before we get in too deep, he checks in. “So what’s the anal forecast?”

I’ll reply cheerily, “Clear skies.”

Or I’ll warn, “Partly cloudy.”

Or even more ominously, “Chance of showers.”

Whenever we’re planning on incorporating anal into the play plans, I prepare accordingly - I eat light that day, avoid the Indian buffet or pizza, and I pay special attention to my ass in the shower - sometimes I’ll insert a soapy finger and check things out - I mean if he’s going to stick things up there later, I might as well beat him to the punch.

And enemas are good to have around (I’m so proud of myself, I was at the drugstore the other day and the woman working there asked if I needed help finding anything, and I honestly answered, “I’m looking for enemas” and she told me they were located on the back wall by the back door and on the outside I kept cool, but on the inside I was going “OMG OMG HAHAHAHA!”)

And for the record, I have yet to shit on his dick.

How do you deal with anal/prep? Have you ever had a mishap?