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December 31st, 2009 Uncategorized none Comments

Last year I posted a Top Ten Comments of 2008.

This year I am posting Best Comment of 2009. It originally came from this post about weird things one could ejaculate on.

I get a lot of amazing reader comments, but I think you’ll agree this one tops them all.

It’s from none other than my dear friend Rev. Lion. Though I haven’t seen him in over a year, he is still near and dear to my heart.

I maintain that 80% of people are solid matter (Beast is solid), 15% are liquid (that would be me), and 5% are gas, floating in the ether. Rev. Lion is one of the rare gas types. Here is proof of what I mean.

Drumroll, please…

Rule number one, there is no such thing as "too much."

I remember cumming on a door handle once, it was the door to my ex-girlfriend’s sister’s room. I had this sort of fetish, I wanted to fuck both the sisters but only nailed the one. well there were actually 4 sisters, but i only wanted to tag the 2 oldest.

Ya’ll wanna hear a fucked up story???

when i was young, like 15, I came in my older brothers ham salad sandwich. Firstly he was like 24, and I was making his lunch for him, oh aren’t I sweet. For some reason, I decided to cum on there.It was sort of anger blended with youthful dumbness. Plus if you have ever seen shredded pork salad, you’d understand that shit needs to be creamy!!! Now keep in mind my brother is low functioning autistic, which makes me like 1000% more of an asshole. I know, but this is part of the learning of life. I became strong in ways people never would have, unless they came on their disabled brother’s sandwich.

This was one of those regrets that you can never forget. It may have been a early sign that I was Bi, or maybe it was the time I sucked my brother’s dick in curiosity. I’d love to suck a cock again, never have since, but I’d love to suck someone’s cock who is somewhat indifferent, like my autistic brother was. I suppose that is sort of a child like thing, curiosity, wonder. For the record he didn’t dig it that much, and after getting it kinda hard from sucking it and being intrigued by the taste (which wasn’t bad at all) I just stopped. That was my first gay experience, and my only incestual moment.

I wish TBK and I had pics of when I came with great force in her face, almost blew her head off her shoulders.

And there you have it, ladies and gentleman. And yes, he does cum in a projectile manner. It hit the wall behind me! I fucked Rev. Lion, and lived to tell the tale!

Happy New Year, everyone. And don't forget: there's no such thing as "too much!"
 


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