Eros Daily Musings and Digressions

He Touched My Doo Doo

The other night Beast and I were getting it on in his stairwell. He had me bent over and was finger fucking me hard, and then he unexpectedly focused on my ass. He stuck his finger up there, then moved on to other things.

The session was great, intense, he made me squirt with his dick, etc etc. ……..

The next day, he mentioned, “Last night I felt something hard in your ass.”

“Oh yeah?” I said with interest.

“Yeah, I’m not sure what it was,” he said.

“Well I don’t keep my car keys up there,” I scoffed. “You felt a TURD!”

Of course it was embarrassing, but what are ya gonna do? Shit happens.

We’ve come up with an “anal forecast” system. Before we get in too deep, he checks in. “So what’s the anal forecast?”

I’ll reply cheerily, “Clear skies.”

Or I’ll warn, “Partly cloudy.”

Or even more ominously, “Chance of showers.”

Whenever we’re planning on incorporating anal into the play plans, I prepare accordingly - I eat light that day, avoid the Indian buffet or pizza, and I pay special attention to my ass in the shower - sometimes I’ll insert a soapy finger and check things out - I mean if he’s going to stick things up there later, I might as well beat him to the punch.

And enemas are good to have around (I’m so proud of myself, I was at the drugstore the other day and the woman working there asked if I needed help finding anything, and I honestly answered, “I’m looking for enemas” and she told me they were located on the back wall by the back door and on the outside I kept cool, but on the inside I was going “OMG OMG HAHAHAHA!”)

And for the record, I have yet to shit on his dick.

How do you deal with anal/prep? Have you ever had a mishap?

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