Eros Daily Musings and Digressions

The other day someone suggested I run a column called “Why Am I Getting Laid.” I told him I already do - it’s YATBK! And here is a perfect example.

Alias: Beautility
Age: 34
Relationship status: Three year physically monogamous with a very active fantasy mind. Engaged to the hottest woman in the universe.
Sexual orientation: Queer.  Pussy loving femme power bottom sometime submissive.  Retired recreational bisexual.
Favorite physical feature on yourself: My clit.  It is equally functional and beautiful.  It never fails me and has brought me and others so much pleasure. I discovered this special part of me in early childhood and it has been my best friend ever since.  I also love my natural breasts and my eyes too.
Tattoos/piercings: Just the ears.  I feel like piercings get in the way sometimes.    I think my ink-free status is a manifestation of my fear of commitment combined with my desire to be versatile.  I admire tattoos on others but feel truly naked and anonymous without them.  There is something powerfully vulnerable about clean, blank skin that turns me on. It is a novelty in this day and age.   I find it easier to role play without glancing down to see an identifying feature on myself.  I can be 10 different people in 10 minutes without being reminded of spring break 2002. I can go from catholic school girl to prison warden in no time.
Beauty tip: My favorite is a home made coconut oil sugar scrub party.  Take a few scoops of extra fine sugar and mix them with a cup of coconut oil.  Add some vanilla extract if you’re feeling crazy.  Enlist a friend or 3 to scrub down your entire body (take caution in the more sensitive regions, this is exfoliating).  The process is most effective if they use their whole bodies to exfoliate you.  After you feel all tropical and smooth then rinse each other off and enjoy the softest smoothest skin of the islands.  PS: This scrub is one hundred percent edible.
Drink lots of water, don’t deprive yourself, get enough sleep, don’t smoke, eat well, feel sexy and you will look beautiful.  Plain and simple.
Charity you support: RAINN Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network.  I have been lucky enough to not have suffered from any of these assaults but some close to me have not been so fortunate.  I value sexuality and its beautiful power.  The shame and years of healing that need to take place can be so crippling.  In our backwards sexual culture it is so important to have a network for support, safety and healing.
If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? If I could take a class for fun right now it would be a Spanish class.  I studied it in college and have forgotten most of what I learned.  It is a beautiful language and I want to understand the luscious salsa and merengue songs that I enjoy dancing to so much.  One of my first lovers is Puerto Rican and they call this a romance language for a reason.  Dame lo Papi.
Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? I didn’t just have a friend, I had a whole imaginary alternate universe.  I developed a whole ritual that involved chanting and walking a certain path.  This process transported me and my select friends into an parallel universe. It looked exactly like the world we live in except there were fairies, leprechauns and pixies hiding in the flowers.  Only I could see them.  I spent much of my time in this alternate universe convincing my friends that these creatures existed.  if we encountered other humans(my mom or dad) in this world they would trick us into thinking that they were who they appeared to be in order to protect the secrets of this new world.  The more imaginative of my friends let their minds go with me.  These friends were rewarded with little gifts from the fantasy creatures.   Faith and imagination were rewarded.  I had no idea that I was playing with ideas in quantum physics and religion.  I thought I was just being a funtime ring leader.
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done? The bravest thing I have ever done was to overcome my fear of driving.  I was in a pretty bad accident when I was 15 years old and quickly developed a hearty phobia.  Taking my drivers test and learning to drive without fear is something I am most proud of.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (non-sexual): I am a pretty damn good cook.  As a 12 year vegetarian I have learned to get creative with my cooking.  I have to say that I have pretty good instincts in the kitchen and love to try new things. I love to cook and nourish people. I really enjoy the pleasure my flavor brings and when people can taste my passion.  I can’t wait to put on my apron and cook for my woman.  She can’t either.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual):  I can fuck you from just about any position, even while being fucked.  Just when you think you are fucking me I will take over. Knees next to my ears, no problem.  A true female power bottom.
I am very good at introducing people to new things. I am pretty good at making people feel safe enough to try things that they have always wanted to try.  I really enjoy opening new doors.  I also give a really mean blow job…skin or silicone.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? I have to say that I haven’t “lost” a thing but I have found very many powers.  It is hard to say what my virginity consists of. There were many milestones in my sexual history that are all equally hot and meaningful to me. In second grade I taught my childhood best friend to masturbate with the pool filter output.  I held her the first time that she had an orgasm.  Throughout high school I had quite a few boys who really enjoyed going down on me.  This was when I learned that I taste very much like peach candy.  I never reciprocated…poor boys.  I now know that this was because I was wrestling with my queerness and was more than willing to let them please me but was not motivated nor did I feel obligated to do so.  I never felt as if their hard-ons were my responsibility.   They were so dedicated and giving, sorry boys!
I finally had boy girl intercourse when I was almost 20 with my then boyfriend.  It was hot, rhythmic and totally wonderful.  His older brother taught him, in the Puerto Rican tradition,  that a man should judge himself by how much pleasure he gives his woman.   If you are a real man then you will have the women as putty in your hands.  He was right.   Any man who says that I prefer women because I haven’t had the right man in DEAD wrong.
The last time you had sex, and with whom: This morning, with my lady.  A pre-coffee quickie.  She fucked me with her fingers while I used my Hitachi.   What a great way to start the day…more to come later.
What type of person are you into? I get really worked up by aggressive types…male or female or in between.   I like my partners a bit cocky and a lot sexually charged.  I get really hot for tomboys, butch women, domintors, studs.  Nothing gets my dress around my waist faster than a daddy.  If you like my high heels and over the shoulder glances then you had better show me.  I like hot trans-men and bois too. Sexual outlaws.   As long as you are willing to grab me by the hips and put out.    And then, there are the secret wildcats who are yet to discover their dominating ways.  I love a shy boi who checks me out from across the room.  I will make you blush, flirt with you shamelessly until you feel safe enough to take over then I will be the little slut that you hoped I would be.
What do you fantasize about? You know, the usual.  I fantasize about being dominated.  Being dragged into an alley for sex. Taking over a pirate ship and sexually enslaving the pirates.   Getting my cheek pressed against the bark of a tree in the woods.  Being half way conscious and getting banged by a stranger or 3.  Being the baby sitter and seducing the drunk dad as he drives me home (not that I condone drunk driving).  Showing my yard boy how to please a woman.  Becoming a mermaid and seducing a sailor.  And then there is the dentist…Wow, I could go on and on…
What’s your fetish? Wearing high heels.  Hot dresses.  Costumes.  I love to be tied up.  I love to have sex where and when I shouldn’t.  (I once pulled it off in a display tent in Sears).  I love masturbating fast and getting off before my partner returns from the bathroom.  I really enjoy biting people…I think its because I have been a vegetarian for so long. That feeling of flesh between my teeth is so satisfying.
What turns you on? Oh my god.  Where to start. I think I touched on that already.  But I love strong and knowing hand, hot sweaty bodies,  New and old encounters.  Sex toys, hot shoes, dressing up, dressing down.  Getting tossed around. Slumber parties.
Allowing my body to be used as a pleasure vessel.  Volunteering to let someone use me to get themself off.  I can be so patient and giving for the right person.  I am willing and able to do what you need me to do no matter how long it takes and with a smile on my face.  I won’t judge or rush you. My endurance is often only matched by my partner’s gratitude.
Pubic hairstyle: Short triangle to landing strip depending on the day.  I have gone bald but prefer a bit of hair for decoration and because I can.
What do your nipples look like? little delicious cocoa nips
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? Wow, there are a few, it is hard to choose.  Here are a few highlights.
Then there was the first time with my girl.  We had been building up to our first physical encounter for months…texting, calling but no physical contact yet due to geography.   When I arrived at the hotel the front desk guy handed me an envelope.  Inside was a hotel key and room number.  She set the scene in the room complete with heavy shades drawn, candle light filling the room and dozens of roses and gardenias (my favorite) perfuming the air.  She had written notes all over the mirrors in lipstick and a rose petal bath had been drawn.  She was nowhere in sight…or so I thought.  She was hiding and watching my confusion and wonder for a few minutes before she sprung out from next to the bed and threw me down.  That date lasted for about 3 days.  We called out for food and camped out in that room with a do not disturb sign planted firmly on the door.  She still has rose petal stains on the knees of those jeans and I have a ring on my finger.
Another is the time I taught my ex-lover to fuck me with a strap on.  I shouldn’t say “taught” becaue she had such an innate natural talent that it made me dizzy.   I swear to god I almost passed out.  It was a hot summer night and I went into it thinking it would be a lesson.   It was her first time and she was like a wild animal that had been held captive in the zoo.  If you could breed a vampire, a teen age boy, a concert violist and werewolf then you would have her.  There are some people who are just born to do what they do and she was one of them.  I felt like I was the first one to hear Muddy Waters play or the first one to watch the sunrise for the first time.  It was as if I got to witness and be a part of such a beautiful and perfect discovery.  She has a gift and I helped her to unwrap it.  It was so hot to be the one that made her feel safe enough to go there.  I think I came about 10 times at least.
Then there was my first threesome.  In the pool, me and 2 butch girls.  It was acrobatic and delicious.  Hot summer sun and 2 very eager to please bois…mmmm.
Any regrets? I regret hurting anyone that I have hurt in the past.   If I have loved you and broken your heart then I am truly sorry.  The unglamourous side of the femme fatale. There is always carnage.
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? Because I am sweetly and generously slutty and so are you.

This post is by The Beautiful Kind (TBK), a 30-something sex consultant/blogger in the midwest. Features include “Ask The Slut,” “You Are The Beautiful Kind,” and “Why Am I Not Getting Laid?” Visit us on the web at thebeautifulkind.com ~ Work the kinks OUT.

No Responses to “You Are The Beautiful Kind: Beautility”

No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Name (required)

Mail (will not be published) (required)

Website

Comment :